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[kuwata]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. also, feel free to ask for anyone from my very messy, outdated muselist that's not listed here; i'll probably play most anyone that's not under retired or the umineko category bc god that's gonna take a long time to canon review for. bear in mind, voices will be extremely shaky! ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. alternatively, if you'd like me to start, then post a top-level and lmk! meme code.

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[charcoalfeather]

[Rakka finds herself leaning back, both from the outrageous reaction, and the invasion of space, but that should just be expected by now.

If Minako was sputtering and exasperated, then Rakka was right there with her now.]

N-no! I... I can still...

[What could she do, exactly? Wasn't that the purpose of all this? First thing she could do was breath, compose herself...]

Okay, how about your eyes then?

[viinasu]

...Huh? What about my eyes?

[ Because that's either a question or a pickup line, and from how sudden it is, Minako can't tell at this point. ]

[charcoalfeather]

Well... Look at them!

[...Wait. No!]

I mean... [She breaths in, a bit of a smile gracing her face.] They're so blue, they just remind me of the sky. I think it's an amazing color.

[viinasu]

[ It takes her a moment to actually register that Rakka's talking about her eyes in particular and isn't just giving a generic pickup line. She's actually about to laud the girl for how smoothly she delivered that line...until the realization finally hits her that Rakka's talking about her. Minako blushes furiously, taken aback and, for once, at a loss for words. ]

R-R-Rakka-chan!! Y-You can't just say stuff like that so freely...those kinds of lines are dangerous! Super dangerous!!

[ Minako may flirt shamelessly, but it's always so embarrassing when the tables are turned on her. When she had agreed to help Rakka with dating, she hadn't expected for the girl to be good at it. She had simply been fooling around, but...to hear Rakka give that earnest compliment, her heart can't help but flutter. She clears her throat, trying to regain her composure. ]

B-But it was a pretty good line, s-so...I'll reward you with a B+!

[charcoalfeather]

[Of course she's referring to Minako! She's the only other person in this room! Not that Rakka thought too much of it at the moment she came up with the line- she had been grasping at straws at best before, but perhaps just being honest would suffice?

And... it did? Though Minako was looking rather red.]

A B+? That's... great! Thank you! [She thinks. Who knew she was getting graded on her flirting skills. A little bit of earnest kindness could go a long way, which was something Rakka could conjure in spades.]

Okay! [She balls her fists, determination riding on this apparently good grade she received.] What's next?

[viinasu]

Um...

[ Hell, what is next? She had been too flustered to even think of another "lesson" because she hadn't thought that Rakka would pass the first one. Of course, Minako's not going to admit that, so she's quick to come up with off the top of her head. ]

N-Next is body language...! It's good to have pickup lines, but unless you have the body language to go with it, then your flirting is practically useless!

[charcoalfeather]

[You've got to think of something now, Minako. There's a fire blazing in Rakka's eyes. She finally feels like she's on the right track towards something. What, exactly it was remained to be seen.]

Body... language? Then, you mean my body's supposed to say something too?

[But she can only come up with so many pickup lines!!]

just...replies on this account now...

[outloving]

Of course it is!

[ She sounds more assured, having fully regained her composure. ]

How else do you think your pickup lines are going to be effective?

you outloved the hang on can I actually make a pun out of this

[charcoalfeather]

... That's a good point. [It all clicks with her. Mostly. Kind of. At least one of them is assured right now, though perhaps it's too soon to say the balance has shifted.

Her hands cross over her chest as she thinks this through.]

But still, I'm not sure I... Oh. Maybe you can show me how it's done, Minako.

drizz no

[outloving]

Well, of course I can! Leave it to V!

[ She clears her throat and rests her arm on Rakka's shoulder, leaning in close with a flirty grin. ]

Hey there, cutie. Come here often? [ ... ] Like that!

me yes

[charcoalfeather]

[Is it funny that she's keeping all of this in mind as though there will be a test later?

And. Okay, so she wasn't expecting further invasion of personal space, and that line gets to even her.]

...Uh, whoa. You think I can pull that off?

[outloving]

[ Go, Rakka. Go off into the world with your newfound dating knowledge, and make Mina proud! ]

If I didn't think you could pull it off, I wouldn't have taught it to you, Rakka-chan!

[ And that there, folks, is the exaggeration of the century. ]

Besides, you're gonna have to pull it off if you want to successfully flirt with someone. Since this is just a practice session, you've got plenty of chances to perfect it. Now, give me your best shot, Rakka-chan!

[charcoalfeather]

[She will, sensei! If sh actually gets this training over with at some point.

Speaking of which...]

Okay. I've got this.

[Rakka clears her throat, mentally preparing herself, and puts a hand on Minako's shoulder.]

Hey, beautiful. Do you come here often?

[She throws in a smile too. No stuttering this time.]

[outloving]

[ Rakka used "Pickup Line!" It was super effective! ]

W-Whoa! Rakka-chan...!

[ For exaggerated effect, Minako staggers back, as if the girl's words actually had a physical effect on her. ]

That line...! I could just feel the immense flirtatious power emanating from you!

[ ??? Okay, Minako. ]

[charcoalfeather]

[Whoa there, Rakka almost looks a little concerned for a second or two. Please don't fall over on her account, Minako!!]

...Yeah?

[Oh. Now she's smiling. Yeaaaaaah]

Great! I'm really getting it, I think! This flirting thing is... kind of fun, actually.

[outloving]

Flirting is fun!

[ Why else do you think she does it all the time, Rakka... ]

But it's not over yet! You've gotta past the final test!

[charcoalfeather]

[Who knows!]

A final... test? [And still more to go through. And here Rakka thought everything was going to be easy.]

Well, what is it? what's the final test?

[outloving]

Well, obviously you've gotta put those skills to use and ask someone out on a date!

[ Gee, Rakka, for as good as you've been doing this entire time, she'd expected you to know that. ]

But I'll count scoring someone's number as a success, too.

1/2

[charcoalfeather]

.... Oh! right!

[Obviously the most important part! How could she forget? Because she's a noob at this is why.]

Let's see, if I just have to ask someone, then...

[charcoalfeather]

[...Ah!

Well, seeing as everything's been going well so far, it would be the most obvious thing to do, wouldn't it?

Rakka smiles eagerly as she places a hand on Minako's shoulder. The other finding a spot on Rakka's hip. She's looking up at her with some sparkling eyes.]

Minako, you've been so must help. How would you like to go on a date with me?

[wink~]

[outloving]

[ By "asking someone out," she meant that she was preparing to take Rakka in public to ask a complete stranger out, so needless to say, she's surprised when Rakka asks her out. What's more startling is that Rakka actually took her words to heart and was using body language for effect; don't think she doesn't notice that hand on her hip, but she's too flabbergasted to comment on it right now. ]

...W-Wait, what?! Me?

[charcoalfeather]

Well... Yeah!

[And here she thought she was doing so well? She put on the moves, and even used some body language she saw Minako using. If she's doing everything by the book then surely she'l get somewhere?]

You're the one who's been teaching me about how to flirt. And you probably wanted to see how I'd do with asking someone out. So I thought it would be best if I just asked you!

[Smile!] So, yeah. What do you think?

[outloving]

I've always imagined the day I would be asked out, but I never thought it'd be like this... [ She muses to herself, deflating a bit. Not that she has any problem with Rakka - nor does she have any problem with girls asking her out - but...man, she's a little disappointed that it's her friend and not a hot guy asking her out. After a brief moment of pouting, she does perk back up, though. ] ...Well, I can't argue with that logic. And I guess this could be considered a continuation of your dating lesson...

[ ... ]

...Will you buy me food?

[charcoalfeather]

...oh.

[That's another part of the whole dating thing, she assumes? Rakka had deflated a bit as she watches Minako musing over her answer - not that she was really supposed to feel bad about being turned down. No, not at all.

But... Rakka's almost surprised by Minako's followup, and needs a moment to muse on that herself.]

Well... sure, I have money for it.

[outloving]

[ That causes a bright grin to come onto Minako's lips, and she loops her arm around Rakka's. ]

Then, I'm in!