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[kuwata]

【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.

♛ refer to the list above for active muses. also, feel free to ask for anyone from my very messy, outdated muselist that's not listed here; i'll probably play most anyone that's not under retired or the umineko category bc god that's gonna take a long time to canon review for. bear in mind, voices will be extremely shaky! ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. alternatively, if you'd like me to start, then post a top-level and lmk! meme code.

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drizz no

[outloving]

Well, of course I can! Leave it to V!

[ She clears her throat and rests her arm on Rakka's shoulder, leaning in close with a flirty grin. ]

Hey there, cutie. Come here often? [ ... ] Like that!

me yes

[charcoalfeather]

[Is it funny that she's keeping all of this in mind as though there will be a test later?

And. Okay, so she wasn't expecting further invasion of personal space, and that line gets to even her.]

...Uh, whoa. You think I can pull that off?

[outloving]

[ Go, Rakka. Go off into the world with your newfound dating knowledge, and make Mina proud! ]

If I didn't think you could pull it off, I wouldn't have taught it to you, Rakka-chan!

[ And that there, folks, is the exaggeration of the century. ]

Besides, you're gonna have to pull it off if you want to successfully flirt with someone. Since this is just a practice session, you've got plenty of chances to perfect it. Now, give me your best shot, Rakka-chan!

[charcoalfeather]

[She will, sensei! If sh actually gets this training over with at some point.

Speaking of which...]

Okay. I've got this.

[Rakka clears her throat, mentally preparing herself, and puts a hand on Minako's shoulder.]

Hey, beautiful. Do you come here often?

[She throws in a smile too. No stuttering this time.]

[outloving]

[ Rakka used "Pickup Line!" It was super effective! ]

W-Whoa! Rakka-chan...!

[ For exaggerated effect, Minako staggers back, as if the girl's words actually had a physical effect on her. ]

That line...! I could just feel the immense flirtatious power emanating from you!

[ ??? Okay, Minako. ]

[charcoalfeather]

[Whoa there, Rakka almost looks a little concerned for a second or two. Please don't fall over on her account, Minako!!]

...Yeah?

[Oh. Now she's smiling. Yeaaaaaah]

Great! I'm really getting it, I think! This flirting thing is... kind of fun, actually.

[outloving]

Flirting is fun!

[ Why else do you think she does it all the time, Rakka... ]

But it's not over yet! You've gotta past the final test!

[charcoalfeather]

[Who knows!]

A final... test? [And still more to go through. And here Rakka thought everything was going to be easy.]

Well, what is it? what's the final test?

[outloving]

Well, obviously you've gotta put those skills to use and ask someone out on a date!

[ Gee, Rakka, for as good as you've been doing this entire time, she'd expected you to know that. ]

But I'll count scoring someone's number as a success, too.

1/2

[charcoalfeather]

.... Oh! right!

[Obviously the most important part! How could she forget? Because she's a noob at this is why.]

Let's see, if I just have to ask someone, then...

[charcoalfeather]

[...Ah!

Well, seeing as everything's been going well so far, it would be the most obvious thing to do, wouldn't it?

Rakka smiles eagerly as she places a hand on Minako's shoulder. The other finding a spot on Rakka's hip. She's looking up at her with some sparkling eyes.]

Minako, you've been so must help. How would you like to go on a date with me?

[wink~]

[outloving]

[ By "asking someone out," she meant that she was preparing to take Rakka in public to ask a complete stranger out, so needless to say, she's surprised when Rakka asks her out. What's more startling is that Rakka actually took her words to heart and was using body language for effect; don't think she doesn't notice that hand on her hip, but she's too flabbergasted to comment on it right now. ]

...W-Wait, what?! Me?

[charcoalfeather]

Well... Yeah!

[And here she thought she was doing so well? She put on the moves, and even used some body language she saw Minako using. If she's doing everything by the book then surely she'l get somewhere?]

You're the one who's been teaching me about how to flirt. And you probably wanted to see how I'd do with asking someone out. So I thought it would be best if I just asked you!

[Smile!] So, yeah. What do you think?

[outloving]

I've always imagined the day I would be asked out, but I never thought it'd be like this... [ She muses to herself, deflating a bit. Not that she has any problem with Rakka - nor does she have any problem with girls asking her out - but...man, she's a little disappointed that it's her friend and not a hot guy asking her out. After a brief moment of pouting, she does perk back up, though. ] ...Well, I can't argue with that logic. And I guess this could be considered a continuation of your dating lesson...

[ ... ]

...Will you buy me food?

[charcoalfeather]

...oh.

[That's another part of the whole dating thing, she assumes? Rakka had deflated a bit as she watches Minako musing over her answer - not that she was really supposed to feel bad about being turned down. No, not at all.

But... Rakka's almost surprised by Minako's followup, and needs a moment to muse on that herself.]

Well... sure, I have money for it.

[outloving]

[ That causes a bright grin to come onto Minako's lips, and she loops her arm around Rakka's. ]

Then, I'm in!

[charcoalfeather]

[Whoa... Something about seeing Minako jump to the idea brings a smile to Rakka's face.]

G-great! You... won't be disappointed?

[Get those mad dating skills going, Rakka.]

[outloving]

Well, I should hope not. That would be a bad reflection on my teaching skills.

[ After all, she's the one who bestowed those dating skills upon you, Rakka. ]

So, where're you gonna take me?