it's another texting meme bc apparently that's all i have muse for

The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed |
oh you absolutely should, this should be fun LOL
[txt]: Oh! Herr Ewald!
[txt]: Yes, I remember you!
[ She thought he was pretty scary at first, if she's being honest... ]
[txt]: Um, please forget this entire conversation just now!
[txt]: And please don't think too badly of Vati either! He's a good guy despite all of this!
[txt]: The last thing I want is for him to get fired...especially because of me.
[txt]: And please don't tell him I told you any of this either!
[ How can she possibly try and sleep now with so much at stake...? The last thing she wants is her father scolding her for running her mouth a little bit too much... Sure, she'd probably be able to get through the night without a lecture from him if he's inebriated, but in the morning when he sobers up? That's another story altogether, and that anxiety is more than enough to keep her awake. ]
HELL YEAH IT'LL BE SOON THEN LMAO
[txt]: Worry not, I understand.
[txt]: I know you're trying to save face for him, but he won't be in trouble.
[Yet, hopefully that thickheaded imbecile listens.]
[txt]: I've known your Vati for awhile– I'll just give him the right push. I'll keep you updated and have him call or text you back. Would that be okay Clarith?
[ He's using his authoritative voice™.]
NICE
[txt]: If you say that he won't get in trouble, then...I guess that's okay.
[ Although, now she's left with another problem: she really doesn't want to hear what her father has to say about this once it's said and done... She doesn't fear that he's going to do anything to punish her, but the humiliation from this situation alone is more than she wants to deal with. So you know what she's going to do? She's going to run away from home, that's what.
Excellent plan. ]
🥳🥳🥳1/2; also hiiiiii
[ Ewald tabs out of Clarith's text, panning over to Idolfried Ehrenberg's contact. He considers texting him, but if he's drunk or out gallivanting with someone, his name alone will stir him out of his stupor. When the line picks up––only one, he can hear Idolfried's cellphone hit against something hard surface and he can hear heavy breathing on the other end. With a heavy sigh, once Idolfried's in his sights he hits Facetime and the man picks up not a second later– possibly fearing for his life.]
Ehrenberg. [ Ewald's darkened expression is contrary of his disappointment. He can see the man's not home, where the hell was he?] I see you aren't home, does that mean you're returning back to the office?
[ He doesn't beat around the bush.]
I received a text –– on accident, from your daughter about you sneaking out.
2/2; ;3c we can tie it in w/ the maerz thread also LMAO
[ bro what the hell he goes out one night for a 24/7 foodie run and maybe do some window shopping for his anniversary and this happens...........................]
Uhahahah.... um, my daughter? Clarith, texted you? Oh that girl ... has her heart in the right place for her silly Vatti... [ Ewald looks disappointed, and it's bad when he gives That Look. He bites the inside of his lip as he flounders now to remedy this. He gets a moment of reprieve when he rolls up to the drive through window, exchanges some money for his food, grabs it and now drives to the empty parking lot settles in his car.] No, I... was hungry and had some things to do. Um. You get it, because you have a wife. [ Idolfried watches Ewald's expression shift, so he scrambles to fix his mistake.] I'm not complaining about her I swear! I love my wife!
[ He loves women who kick his ass!!!! Spare him!]
I just went out for a quick run for food and went window shopping for my anniversary, y'know that stuff. [ He smiles awkwardly at him on the screen.] ...I'll be in the office bright and early, I swear!
[ Ewald levels a concerned look at him then sighs, waving him off so he can touch base with his daughter and lets him off the hook with a click. Idolfried's quick to call Clarith's phone considering she's awake.
Please answer Clarith....... please..........]
THIS MADE ME LAUGH SDLKFMFG but heck yeah!! 🥳
Well, that, and the fact that seeing her father's name pop up on her caller ID fills her with a sense of dread because that means that Herr Ewald did in fact get in touch with him. And that also means that he definitely told him what she said, and she doesn't think she wants to deal with the aftermath of that right now. That's the reason she ran away from home, after all! So after the fifth or so ring, it goes right to voicemail: ]
Hallo, this is Clarith! I'm so sorry I missed your call, but please leave a message after the beep, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!
[ Beeeeeeeep. ]
GOOD I'M SO GLAD LMAOOO i had fun writing it
....
[ When he hits her voicemail, he feels himself heave a sigh.]
My sweet Clarith, please call me back. There was a misunderstanding! I love you, please call me or text me back.
[ And cliiick, he's also going to text her too.]
[txt]: ...Clairth, honey. I heard you texted my boss on accident
[txt]: but your fears are unfounded!!!
[txt]: I don't know if you've fallen asleep or not but vati simply went window shopping for his and mutti's anniversary......and got some food is all, do you want any? i can probably pick some more up for you since i went to the 24/7 one near the highway
[ For good measure he texts a picture of his fast food trip food, with a mostly empty car besides Idolfried's blurred finger.]
I'M GLAD LOL also just gonna assume they're crashing @ martha's by now lmao
Welp, better set things right while she can. After a long moment of hesitation, a single message comes through. ]
[txt]: i'm not hungry
[ Yeah, she's going to start with that first because she's not sure how to address the elephant in the room just yet. ]
[txt]: um
[txt]: i can call back
[txt]: if youre still available
heck yeah!!! :3c they are ready 2 add their two sents whenever
[txt]: I am, haven’t started driving back yet nor have i left the parking lot.
[txt]: but ok whenever ur ready
[ Meanwhile at Martha’s, März and her are still awake nearby if she needs them.]
wunderbar! 😌 whatever could go wrong
[ For a long while after she sends that, she simply stares at the call button, which seems to stare back at her threateningly. It's not like her to be so nervous, especially when it comes down to talking to her own father! Pull yourself together, Clarith! she mentally rebukes herself, taking in a deep breath to steel herself. She then decides to psyche herself up by doing her signature pose, along with her catchphrase of I'll do my best!, and then presses the call button before she can chicken out.
As it starts to ring, she can feel the anxiety start to creep back upon her again, but does her best to ignore it as she waits for him to pick up. ]
😌me dousing any anixety fire w water LMAO but mood
Hallo? Clarith?
can't wait to see how much of a disaster this becomes considering they're both id-iots (bdm tsh)
[ And they're off to a wonderful start already! ]
I... [ An inhale, then an exhale. ] I-I'mreallysorryIsaidallthosemeanthingsaboutyoutoHerrEwald!
[ There it is. ]
I hope you didn't get in too much trouble with him! Or lost your job because of me! If you did, I'll...I'll beg him to give you your job back, I promise! And if that doesn't work, then I'll get a job myself! I don't really have any work experience...but I help out around the house so that has to count for something, right? S-So please don't be too mad...!
DKSKLDKLSK LMAOOOO u right abt that LOL
[ Idolfried waits for Clarith to finish, but he's at a loss of words. Really. This silly girl. If they were physically close to one another right now he'd tousle her hair. ]
Clairth, honey, mein Schatz– hold on. You what? [ Because what did she tell his boss to make her freaking out this badly?] Look you don't have to worry about any of that, it's all been sorted, I'm not losing my job. I don't want you to work yet if you don't have to either.... working around the house is good enough for me and I'm sure your Mutti would agree with that sentiment. I'm not mad.
[ There's a beat, as he frowns a little.]
Herr Ewald hadn't disclosed anything about what you said either....but that begs the question of what did you say?
comes back 2 dunk on ido 😎
He...He didn't?
[ Oops. Welp, time to backpedal. ]
U-Um, well...if he didn't tell you, t-then it's probably because he didn't think it was worth mentioning! [ She makes a mental note to bake something later for Ewald as a token of her gratitude... ] It wasn't anything super important anyway, because if it was, then I would've definitely brought it up to you directly, so there's no need to worry about it, Vati...!
[ N-Nailed it. :') ]
also comes back 2 dunk on ido 😎
[ Is this amusement or like a [nervous chuckling] i'm in danger laughter?? Who can say! Idolfried sure can't!]
Is that so? [ Annnnnd then the laughter cuts off abruptly, edging on... a rare firm tone? Someone has to, especially if he doesn't want to get his ass kicked by Laetitia for the umpteenth time!] I don't believe you especially if it got you all nervous to tell me.
[ ...Buuuuut just this once.]
I'll let it slide, if you can help me with something.
back in my sanhora feels so hewwo 🥰
Help you with something...? [ She parrots, mostly just to clarify what she's hearing for herself. ] Um, sure... If you think I can be of any help...
[ Well, it's in her nature to help. But she'd be lying if she said she wasn't motivated by the prospect of him forgiving her if she did help out with this favor of his. ]
hewwo!!!!!! 🥰 me making things worse for clarith
[ He doesn’t do over time at the office tomorrow, so he’ll be home earlier.]
Since our anniversary is coming up, there’s a gift I wanted to give her… but I’m stuck between two different things. I’d like you to help me out tomorrow when I get home from work. If you help me I’ll keep mum about what happened with Herr Ewald tonight. How's does that sound?