thuringen | it's another texting meme bc apparently that's all i have muse for

it's another texting meme bc apparently that's all i have muse for

The Midnight Texting Meme

It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? ~~Do they need help hiding a body???~~ Pick up your phone and find out!

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● Have fun!

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[ he preys at night, he stalks at night, he's the rat ]

Edited 2020-01-29 04:15 (UTC)

[txt]: ooooooooooooi
[txt]: wyd
[txt]: i happened upon ur notes for that thing u were planning and was wondering if you've finished?????

[Yes, that's very vague Sylvain and very cursed; he has pure intentions for once– seeking out Bernedetta for her next story. He's a little hooked, it's such a breath of fresh air from the usual novels littered around the library. But alas, he confused numbers bc area codes from the Empire all look Similiar.]

[ Meticulous as he is, even Hubert is aware that he sometimes leaves his personal belongings lying around, so the mention of notes isn't all that strange to him. What is strange is that the fact that Sylvain seems to be so interested in the nefarious scheme that he had been planning on paper... How curious. ]

[txt]: Not that it is any of your concern, but I have not.

[ But Soon. Just a few more materials he needs to collect... ]

[txt]: Might I ask why you are so interested all of a sudden, Sylvain?

txt]: eh? ah come on we talked about it last time!

[Probably just Bernie being shy, seemed like it; although when did she have a edge to her text messages and use proper punctuation?]

[txt]: although you did run away from me before i got to ask anymore
[txt]: it's about that new book you were writing? you can't forget amazing writing like that!
[txt]: esp when they 😳u kno

[ New book? Amazing writing...? The more this conversation goes on, the less sense it makes. And quite frankly, Hubert doesn't have the time (or patience, really) to entertain Sylvain's antics. He has half a mind to just set his phone down and continue with what he was doing, but it does feel like he intended for these messages to go to someone instead of it being some sort of asinine prank.

Then, he supposes he'll grant the privilege of letting him know that this is not his intended recipient. ]

[txt]: Look at who you're texting, Sylvain.

[ Hopefully, Sylvain should be able to piece together that much. ]

[.....Oh. Looking at the number, it's definitely not Bernedetta, but Hubert! Whoops, smooth move. But it's not like he's going tell long tall and handsome that. ]

[txt]: Oh! srry hubie doo
[txt]: *hubert

[ Damn auto correct!]

[txt]: i was tryin 2 reach out to Bernedetta bc she's writing a novel, my bad

[ ...For the sake of his sanity, he's just going to pretend he didn't see that typo. Entertaining a conversation with Sylvain Jose Gautier is already mentally taxing enough. ]

[txt]: A novel, hm? Fascinating.

[ Fascinating in the sense that Hubert had no idea that the girl had any hobbies besides staying holed up in her room all night. Though, in retrospect, he supposed her lack of interaction with others would give her enough time to develop some... ]

[txt]: I was not aware that you were well-acquainted with Bernadetta.
[txt]: How curious that she would admit this to you rather than her own house members.

[ Hubert knows he's intimidating, so he's completely out of the question, but there should at least be one person in the Black Eagles with whom Bernadetta feels comfortable enough to open up to -- even with her social anxiety. It's surprising that, of all people to confide in about her secret pastime, she would choose the philanderer from a different house. ]

[ Being the social butterfly that he is, Sylvain naturally went to Bernie, hardly deterred by the supposed rumors. She might have humored him, begrudgingly, but unfortunately she can't get rid of him. ~~Sorry Bernie~~. ]

[txt]: Oh well, she didn't lol
[txt]: happeened completely on accident but
[txt]: She's really talented!!!!! She's got such a way w/ words hubt

[ Well, considering if he lied to say 'everything was great' Hubert would likely skewer him. But he doesn't know how the dynamics of the Black Eagles are. So he figured he'd be honest.]

[txt]: you ought 2 ask her abt it sometime!!!

[txt]: Ah. So you were being meddlesome as always.
[txt]: Now, that sounds more plausible.

[ Of course Bernadetta wouldn't willingly confide in Sylvain Jose Gautier. No respectable person with any common sense would. ]

[txt]: While I admit my curiosity has been piqued, if only to witness her writing for myself, I am afraid I do not have the luxury of reading right now.
[txt]: ...Furthermore, I feel that Bernadetta would just run away were I to approach her.

[ Wonder whose fault that is, Hubert. ]

[txt]: Hmmm maybe shouldn't act like a ghost
[txt]: Like, you've got this way of randomly spooking people because you don't call out to 'em and stuff.

[ Can't believe Sylvain's giving Hubert life advice.]

[txt]: Like, hello Bernadetta! How are you today!
[txt]: And not being creepy about it

[ Sylvain's convinced everyone, maybe, barring Dorothea and Ferdinand and maaaaaybe Caspar know of some social cues.]

[txt]: I do not act like a ghost. Nor am I 'creepy' about anything.

[ Is it Hubert who is the problem here? No. It is everyone else who is wrong.

...At least, that's what he initially thinks. He supposes that there is -- loath as he is to admit it -- some truth to Sylvain's words. He knows that he could...tone down his intense way of doing things somewhat, but admitting that would wound his pride greatly, so: ]

[txt]: Then, are you claiming that Bernadetta does not flee from you in terror if you greet her amiably, Sylvain?

[ A roundabout way of asking for more advice. Because never let it be said that Hubert von Vestra has asked Sylvain Jose Gautier for anything ever in his life. ]

[txt]: Not as much, nope. Well, she might've tried to throw things at me, but luckily I'm pretty swift with avoiding that! LOL
[txt]: Once you distract her from something she's overthinking of, you can kinda work from there.

[ What's this Sylvain hears? Is....Is Hubert really?]

[txt]: Well, maybe intense works better? You ought to loosen up a bit... perhaps I could help a lil more in person? D'ya wanna learn how, Hubert?

[ Here Hubert has the chance to awaken his second wolf: a conversationalist.]

[ ...Hubert's not even going to begin to argue that if Bernadetta's throwing things at him, that very likely means that she is still trying to get him away from her. Spare yourself the headache, Hubert... ]

[txt]: I have far better things to do with my time than entertain your folly, Sylvain.

[ Like following Edelgard around all day, plotting evil schemes, planning murders-- ]

[txt]: However, I am skeptical that you will be so easily deterred by my refusal.
[txt]: Therefore, I would rather get this out of the way now, so that I can forget this ever happened and go on with the rest of my day.

[ AKA the roundabout way of saying "yes." Is Hubert a tsundere? He is now. ]

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it's another texting meme bc apparently that's all i have muse for

hubert von vestra | fe3h

this is going to be a mistake

THIS IS A MISTAKE AND I'M LAUGHING SO HARD HONESTLY

IT REALLY IS SKLFJSDKLFJKLSDF I H8 THIS PLAYR

ME TOO TBH

sylviain back on his bs w/ clowning the clown of clowns hubie

hubert be like "time to k-word this clown"

pls do he's on his knees, begging (smirk)

he's not allowed to enjoy it, that just makes it awkward :/

can't believe this is the first one he doesn't enjoy :pensive:

i mean if he wants to go out enjoying it, be his guest :pensive:

thanks :pensive: can't believe he won't enjoy this one– actually no i get why

SDLFKGMKLMSDF WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS SYLVAIN,