it's another texting meme bc apparently that's all i have muse for

[kuwata]

The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out! Rules: ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed ● Tag others ● Have fun!

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he's not allowed to enjoy it, that just makes it awkward :/

[disposalservice]

[txt]: Ah. So you were being meddlesome as always.
[txt]: Now, that sounds more plausible.

[ Of course Bernadetta wouldn't willingly confide in Sylvain Jose Gautier. No respectable person with any common sense would. ]

[txt]: While I admit my curiosity has been piqued, if only to witness her writing for myself, I am afraid I do not have the luxury of reading right now.
[txt]: ...Furthermore, I feel that Bernadetta would just run away were I to approach her.

[ Wonder whose fault that is, Hubert. ]

can't believe this is the first one he doesn't enjoy :pensive:

[piercedwithruin]

[txt]: Hmmm maybe shouldn't act like a ghost
[txt]: Like, you've got this way of randomly spooking people because you don't call out to 'em and stuff.

[ Can't believe Sylvain's giving Hubert life advice.]

[txt]: Like, hello Bernadetta! How are you today!
[txt]: And not being creepy about it

[ Sylvain's convinced everyone, maybe, barring Dorothea and Ferdinand and maaaaaybe Caspar know of some social cues.]

i mean if he wants to go out enjoying it, be his guest :pensive:

[disposalservice]

[txt]: I do not act like a ghost. Nor am I 'creepy' about anything.

[ Is it Hubert who is the problem here? No. It is everyone else who is wrong.

...At least, that's what he initially thinks. He supposes that there is -- loath as he is to admit it -- some truth to Sylvain's words. He knows that he could...tone down his intense way of doing things somewhat, but admitting that would wound his pride greatly, so: ]

[txt]: Then, are you claiming that Bernadetta does not flee from you in terror if you greet her amiably, Sylvain?

[ A roundabout way of asking for more advice. Because never let it be said that Hubert von Vestra has asked Sylvain Jose Gautier for anything ever in his life. ]

thanks :pensive: can't believe he won't enjoy this one– actually no i get why

[piercedwithruin]

[txt]: Not as much, nope. Well, she might've tried to throw things at me, but luckily I'm pretty swift with avoiding that! LOL
[txt]: Once you distract her from something she's overthinking of, you can kinda work from there.

[ What's this Sylvain hears? Is....Is Hubert really?]

[txt]: Well, maybe intense works better? You ought to loosen up a bit... perhaps I could help a lil more in person? D'ya wanna learn how, Hubert?

[ Here Hubert has the chance to awaken his second wolf: a conversationalist.]

SDLFKGMKLMSDF WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS SYLVAIN,

[disposalservice]

[ ...Hubert's not even going to begin to argue that if Bernadetta's throwing things at him, that very likely means that she is still trying to get him away from her. Spare yourself the headache, Hubert... ]

[txt]: I have far better things to do with my time than entertain your folly, Sylvain.

[ Like following Edelgard around all day, plotting evil schemes, planning murders-- ]

[txt]: However, I am skeptical that you will be so easily deterred by my refusal.
[txt]: Therefore, I would rather get this out of the way now, so that I can forget this ever happened and go on with the rest of my day.

[ AKA the roundabout way of saying "yes." Is Hubert a tsundere? He is now. ]