thuringen | gen texting meme.

gen texting meme.

texting meme

You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.)

instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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[hand me your phone.]

[ How did he get this number? Who knows! ]

[txt]: Thank you for subscribing to Feline Fine! Every hour, you will receive a picture of a cat. To start your day off purrfectly, here is your first complimentary cat picture.
[txt]: attachment.jpg

[ Yes, that’s a picture of Morgana. ]

[txt]: Text HELP for more info, or STOP to cancel your subscription. Standard text message rates may apply.

[Seteth knows he didn't sign up for this subscription, he stares at his phone incredulously. However, he has to admit that cat does look sassy, maybe his daughter would enjoy them? A quick search online shows him the service doesn't exist but it doesn't feel of ill intent.]

[txt]: HELP

[ Oh, he hadn't been expecting that choice. Most people in this situation would've tried to cancel. This is going to be fun. ]

[txt]: Please choose the option that best suits your need:
[txt]: 1.) I'd like to upgrade my subscription to Feline Fine Purr-remium.
[txt]: 2.) I'd like to update the frequency I receive my cat pictures.
[txt]: 3.) I'd like to speak to a representative.
[txt]: Please make a selection.

[txt]: 3.) I'd like to speak to a representative.

[Boy, you are in for a fun time! Let's have a niiiiice long chat.]

[ Hope you weren’t expecting a call, Seteth, because sadly, this representative corresponds over text message. ]

[txt]: Thank you for contacting the Feline Fine support desk.
[txt]: My name is Kaito, and I will be your representative.
[txt]: How may I assist you today?

[He was, he's slightly disappointed, but it's okay he'll deal with it; he won't question the authenticity of it for now. ]

[txt]: Hello Kaito-san.
[txt]: I have a few questions regarding your services.
[txt]: Firstly, is my plan only an individual one or can I create a family account where I can add members to it?
[txt]: Secondly, is the cat sent doing well? It's very cute.
[txt]: What is the Feline Fine Purr-remium deal like?

[txt]: Unfortunately, all Feline Fine subscriptions start off as an individual plan. However, you can add additional members by upgrading to the Purr-remium plan.
[txt]: Also, yes. The cat sent in the first picture you received is doing well.

[ He glances down at Morgana, who is off in his own little world doing...Morgana-y things. Yeah, he’s fine. ]

[txt]: Thank you. I’m sure he’d be happy to hear you say that.
[txt]: But to answer your question, in addition to being able to add others onto your plan, the Feline Fine Purr-remium comes with other perks, such as receiving the biographies and other fun facts about the cats sent, as well as having one-on-one video chats with the cats every weekend.

[ Hm, but that doesn’t sound convincing enough to subscribe... ]

[txt]: We also hold monthly meet-up events with the cats that is exclusive to members of our Purr-remium plan.

[txt]: I see, I'm glad to know.
[txt]: How much would this be– the Purr-remium– a flat rate for the year or something to be paid monthly?

[ Quite a convincing deal! Although, Seteth's just humoring the other person– now, where had he seen that cat before? He swears he's seen it somewhere.]

Edited 2020-01-22 05:13 (UTC)

[txt]: It’s a monthly fee.
[txt]: However, our payment is not the usual form of currency.

[ Makoto would Kill Him if she found out he conned someone out of their money...and, well, to his credit, Akira doesn’t have any real interest in taking this stranger’s money anyway. The perks of working multiple part-time jobs. And negotiating with shadows, of course. He just wants to see how long he can keep this going and how long the stranger will believe him... ]

[ Oh? There's another type of currency used? Was it referring to the different country currency or something he's only heard about it in passing– bitcoin? That definitely would be illegal. ]

[txt]: I see, and what kind of currency would that to refer to?
[txt]: If it's something illegal, I'm afraid I'd have to back out of your services.

[txt]: It's nothing illegal, don't worry.

[ Or...well, he supposes it could be depending on the circumstances. But he isn't suggesting something outright criminal, that's for sure. ]

[txt]: We accept cat pictures as payment.
[txt]: In order to maintain your Purr-remium subscription, you will need to meet a monthly quota.

[ See, Seteth? It's nothing illegal. Unless you break into people's houses or take pictures of them with their cats without permission. But if you stick to the strays, you should be fine! ]

[txt]: Hello Seteth, my most sincere apologies for bothering you on your day off.
[txt]: Unfortunately I seem to have fallen victim to another one of Claude von Riegan's schemes, and I'm currently locked in the broom cupboard. Judging by the colourful and explative-laden poster in here Miss Goneril no doubt had a hand in creating, this scheme was meant for you to fall into.
[txt]: Naturally I thought, as you currently owe me a favour considering the last staff drinks evening, you might be so inclined to come and get me out of here, given that the school will shut in half an hour.
[txt]: And no, I did not contact my husband first, as for once this wasn't his fault.

[The moment he saw his notifications blip, Seteth felt a sense of dread wash over him. With a heavy sign, he felt nothing about the contents. Leave it Robin to be cheeky toward the end.]

[txt]: My apologizes, thank you for informing me of their act of juvenile delinquency.
[txt]: ...But I see, can I ask how that happened?
[txt]: I'll be on my way in a few minutes, sit tight.

[txt]: Seems like they didn't get the memo that I took over your lock-up duties today, so we can at least rest easy knowing they haven't managed to compromise staff emails yet.
[txt]: It was quite impressive, actually. They made a string mechanism in front of the door, so when I tripped and set it off, something fell down and blocked it from the outside, and here I am.
[txt]: I'd expect this kind of thing from my son, and I can handle that, but I feel like we might have to get in touch with Claude's guardians if this keeps going on. I'm worried teachers less lenient than you and I could give him some serious repercussions if they got caught up in this.
[txt]: He's such a bright child, but these kinds of incidents make me nervous for his future.

[Luckily for Robin he's just around the corner, having dropped Flayn off at the movies with some of her (carefully investigated) friends. After finding his parking spot in the school's lot, Seteth parks his car and locks it. He's already walking through the front entrance of the school when checking his phone again.]

[txt]: Ah, yes, Morgan; I recall hearing about his shenanigans from my daughter.
[txt]: But I agree with you though, I feel like before talking with his parents we should speak to him personally to see if anything is going on that might be causing him to act up.
[txt]: By the way, by broom closet, which floor was it in– the first or second floor?

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gen texting meme.

seteth | 3h

sorry seteth

its ok he's gonna spread the services to other ppl now (wink)

it's been hours and seteth going "HELP" still sends me

honestly it's the boomer (?) in him speaking to do these things tbh

he really is a boomer

boomer but better than the other boomers™(?)

this is true, he’s grandpa-level boomer

TRU; how long can u keep the charade up akira

akira could do this all day, but i cannot

THATS FAIR its draining 2 do it tbh

coming up w/ new ideas? idk her

what if we 😳 we both teachers

both teachers! how scandelous !! 😳

tfw ur both the parents of ur students because theyre all terrible shitkids

U RIGHT ABT THAT gotta keep 'em reasonably in line tbh