gen texting meme.

[kuwata]

 

texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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honestly it's the boomer (?) in him speaking to do these things tbh

[yandadere]

[txt]: 3.) I'd like to speak to a representative.

[Boy, you are in for a fun time! Let's have a niiiiice long chat.]

he really is a boomer

[heartstealings]

[ Hope you weren’t expecting a call, Seteth, because sadly, this representative corresponds over text message. ]

[txt]: Thank you for contacting the Feline Fine support desk.
[txt]: My name is Kaito, and I will be your representative.
[txt]: How may I assist you today?

boomer but better than the other boomers™(?)

[yandadere]

[He was, he's slightly disappointed, but it's okay he'll deal with it; he won't question the authenticity of it for now. ]

[txt]: Hello Kaito-san.
[txt]: I have a few questions regarding your services.
[txt]: Firstly, is my plan only an individual one or can I create a family account where I can add members to it?
[txt]: Secondly, is the cat sent doing well? It's very cute.
[txt]: What is the Feline Fine Purr-remium deal like?

this is true, he’s grandpa-level boomer

[heartstealings]

[txt]: Unfortunately, all Feline Fine subscriptions start off as an individual plan. However, you can add additional members by upgrading to the Purr-remium plan.
[txt]: Also, yes. The cat sent in the first picture you received is doing well.

[ He glances down at Morgana, who is off in his own little world doing...Morgana-y things. Yeah, he’s fine. ]

[txt]: Thank you. I’m sure he’d be happy to hear you say that.
[txt]: But to answer your question, in addition to being able to add others onto your plan, the Feline Fine Purr-remium comes with other perks, such as receiving the biographies and other fun facts about the cats sent, as well as having one-on-one video chats with the cats every weekend.

[ Hm, but that doesn’t sound convincing enough to subscribe... ]

[txt]: We also hold monthly meet-up events with the cats that is exclusive to members of our Purr-remium plan.

TRU; how long can u keep the charade up akira

[yandadere]

[txt]: I see, I'm glad to know.
[txt]: How much would this be– the Purr-remium– a flat rate for the year or something to be paid monthly?

[ Quite a convincing deal! Although, Seteth's just humoring the other person– now, where had he seen that cat before? He swears he's seen it somewhere.]

akira could do this all day, but i cannot

[heartstealings]

[txt]: It’s a monthly fee.
[txt]: However, our payment is not the usual form of currency.

[ Makoto would Kill Him if she found out he conned someone out of their money...and, well, to his credit, Akira doesn’t have any real interest in taking this stranger’s money anyway. The perks of working multiple part-time jobs. And negotiating with shadows, of course. He just wants to see how long he can keep this going and how long the stranger will believe him... ]

THATS FAIR its draining 2 do it tbh

[yandadere]

[ Oh? There's another type of currency used? Was it referring to the different country currency or something he's only heard about it in passing– bitcoin? That definitely would be illegal. ]

[txt]: I see, and what kind of currency would that to refer to?
[txt]: If it's something illegal, I'm afraid I'd have to back out of your services.

coming up w/ new ideas? idk her

[heartstealings]

[txt]: It's nothing illegal, don't worry.

[ Or...well, he supposes it could be depending on the circumstances. But he isn't suggesting something outright criminal, that's for sure. ]

[txt]: We accept cat pictures as payment.
[txt]: In order to maintain your Purr-remium subscription, you will need to meet a monthly quota.

[ See, Seteth? It's nothing illegal. Unless you break into people's houses or take pictures of them with their cats without permission. But if you stick to the strays, you should be fine! ]