it's another texting meme bc apparently that's all i have muse for

[kuwata]

The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out! Rules: ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed ● Tag others ● Have fun!

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VALID sorry he had to text ruruka of all people

[candycoats]

[ Ruruka's always been a light sleeper. Even with sleeping by Izayoi's side, she wakes up at the slightest sound or movement. So when her phone goes off, it stirs her from her rest, which automatically puts her in a bad mood -- or worse than usual, really -- already. It doesn't help that the messages don't make any sense, either. She has no idea who or what this person is referring to, but she's already frustrated that she's been woken up, so she doesn't care to think about it.

She sneers as she types her reply. ]

[txt]: Who the hell is this, and how did you even get this number?
[txt]: You better have a good explanation for bothering me this early in the morning, creep.

[ Otherwise, she'll get someone from one of the other divisions to trace his number and sic Izayoi on him...not that she knows he's dead, though. ]

LMAOOO THANK YOU comes back a yr later for this

[impulsedriven]

[ 'Creep'? Hello????? His sweet sweet daughter would never call him this! Maybe an imbecile, but....]

[txt]: Creep?!!??
[txt]: I'm not one! I'm your concerned Father! You know! Who went out to sea! And fell in a well!

[ Actually, wait, his sweet as pie daughter would never swear either! ]

[txt]: .....
[txt]: Actually, apologizes, I must've texted the wrong number... I've trying to prevent a tragedy of a romance.