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lost in the woods meme.
the lost in the woods meme
You forgot your compass, lost the map, took the instructions of that crazy old guy living in a log, or were just plain stupid and falling for every horror movie cliché. Someone mentioned that it wasn't raining, someone really insulted a psychopath squirrel, and whatever plans you had were utterly ruined. Or maybe, despite everything, it went along perfectly. Whatever happened, you’re lost in the woods and there doesn’t seem to be a quick way out. Will you get back onto the path easily, or will you stumble upon some trouble? Or not? Anything is possible!
WARNING: Some of the prompts below include horror elements, so be sure to plan things ahead!
WARNING: Some of the prompts below include horror elements, so be sure to plan things ahead!
directions
1. Comment with your character, series, preferences, etc in the subject.
2. Roll a number between 1-5 with the RGN for a genre.
3. Roll 1-5 with the RGN for a situation.
4. Roll 1-5 with the RGN for a bonus challenge (optional)!
5. Reply to other comments and play the scenario out!
6. Remember: red and black, friend of Jack.
prompts
1. GENERAL
2. ACTION
3. HORROR
4. COMEDY
5. ROMANCE
6. BONUS CHALLENGES
general
PICKING FLOWERS ✿ Nothing simpler than going out and collecting some flowers. It is to brighten up a room? Cheer up a sick friend? Woo a loved one? Wait a moment… where did the path back home go?
HIKING TRIP ✿ Gotta love getting some exercise and fresh air, seeing new sights, and getting to the top of a summit. Hold on. You were supposed to turn left. Right?
PICNIC ✿ You had the perfect picnic spot in mind, and it was going to be a lovely afternoon, but you lost the map or took a wrong turn. Might as well find a decent spot somewhere before you get too hungry.
EXPLORING ✿ Everyone loves to explore the woods! Will you see deer or squirrels? Maybe find a creek you didn’t know about? Or lose sight of your house?
GAME ✿ You were playing paintball or hide and seek, but somehow, you lost your way and cannot find your way back to your friends. Hopefully they’re looking for you.
action
BATTLE ✿ Your worst enemy (or the latest criminal of the day) thinks that they can lose you in the woods, but they are totally wrong. But the woods are deeper and darker than you thought, and there are more dangers in it too.
HUNTING ✿ The woods are the perfect place to find a hiding spot for a criminal or someone else who might be running from you. But what is a haven could also be your undoing if you don’t know how to get out of there alive.
STRANGE SIGHTING ✿ Come on! You’re not going to let whatever that was get away, are you? Time to find that mysterious crash or that ghost, but you have only yourself to blame if you get into trouble and can’t get out of it.
LOOKING FOR CLUES ✿ Some sort of mystery is going on, from a ghost story to a jewel heist, and clues have led you to the woods. Will you find the hide out? A crime scene? More clues to reveal who or what is going on? Or just get more lost?
LEGEND ✿ There is a legend about these woods, and it’s always been a dare to go into them and see if you can find the truth behind it: a ghost, a creature, a god. But the thing is, no one ever got lost in the woods on the dare, and no one has ever found it before.
horror
BEING HUNTED ✿ You’re being hunted by a psychopath or something just as equally as horrifying. You have no other option but to go into the woods, but in your fear, you lost your way and you just might be heading back where you don’t want to go.
GHOSTS ✿ From ticking someone off to doing a taboo ritual, ghosts are out to get you. Can you lose them in the haunted forest or will you just meet your doom?
MONSTER CHASING ✿ A werewolf, the creature from the black lagoon, or a vampire, you are hunting down something not human with a vengeance. Wait. They might be hunting you, since you have no clue where you are in this dratted forest.
EVIL CABIN ✿ It was supposed to be a nice vacation, just a simple get away… but how were you supposed to know that a serial killer was vacationing there too? Or that it was cursed? Or something else that wants to kill you?
ANCIENT GROUNDS ✿ The tour guide told you not to step beyond those rocks for a reason! These were sacred grounds and now you have to face the wrath of ancient guardians. Can you lose them in the woods or figure out how to appease them?
comedy
EVERY ACCIDENT EVER ✿ You lost the map. The tents won’t go up. Someone broke their leg collecting firewood. Those leaves were poison ivy. You know the drill.
LOST THE MAP ✿ Was it that evil raccoon? Or perhaps you forgot it at the camp three miles back? Whatever the reason, you’ve decided that you’re just going to follow the trail wherever it goes, and it turned out to be your worst decision ever.
COMPASS IS WRONG ✿ The magnetic fields of the world is just messing with you now, sending you in a direction you didn’t want to go. But it might be a fun, if crazy, adventure. But is that the same bear you messed with earlier this morning?
WRONG DIRECTIONS ✿ We told you not to listen to that crazy old mountain man! Because instead of heading home, you’re up the wrong mountain.
ON PURPOSE ✿ Yes, you got lost on purpose. Not really, though. You just really wanted to pull a prank on your friends, or maybe get back at them.
romance
SURPRISE ✿ Did you bake them a ten foot high cake? Is it a surprise party? Or are you just being an awesome boyfriend or girlfriend? You have something planned in the forest and it’s going to be a wonderful day for everyone involved.
SECULUDED SPOT ✿ Everyone loves some place quiet and alone to be with their loved one. Hidden in the trees, a creek bubbling in the background, and stars above, there is nothing like going into the middle of nature to do nature things.
PROPOSAL ✿ On a hike, at the top of a difficult mountain to climb, in a field of flowers in the middle of the forest, a bunch trees can be just the spot to pop the question.
MAGICAL WONDER ✿ You have got to show someone this! A cave filled with crystals, a baby deer with its mother, a beautiful lake… They might not like the woods, but you’re dragging them with you to see this wonderful sight you can’t see in the city.
DATE ✿ It’s certainly different from movies and popcorn! Do you have a picnic set up? Is there fishing involved? Perhaps bird watching. Be creative!
bonus challenges
RAIN ✿ How many times do you have to see it in movies before you learn not to say, “At least it’s not raining?”
INJURY ✿ A sprained ankle, a concussion, maybe even a splinter. Any sort of injury is going to make an experience in the woods more miserable.
FOREST RANGER ✿ Is he friendly and goofy? Or just out to give you every ticket that you can be given in a forest? Either way, he won’t leave you alone.
WEIRD NOISE ✿ Yes, we know you’re hearing things. Wait, I think I heard it too. Is there something there, or are we just going insane?
STALKER ANIMAL ✿ This animal is just out to get you! Throwing acorns at any chance, determined to eat you… You just can’t scare it off!
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ritsuka fujimaru | fgo
general+ exploring! :> !! (ammy+issun being a foreigner servant class...] lobo and ammy gotta fight
So apprentice, what kind of Servants are under your employ? [Issun calls from atop her head, voice brimming with curiosity. One thing led to another, causing their fated meeting– one being a worrisome dark entity calling itself a Demon God Pillar, another being separated from her other companions. Issun started to call her apprentice likely to up his own ego, but maybe build some kind of connection with her after making a contract. After a moment of silence, he adds with an after thought.] Are.... there any hot ones?
[ Amaterasu lets out a snort, rolling her eyes. She knew it'd lead to that. They've been exploring Agatha Forest, because she sensed a strange presence here. ]
Any favorites? Hm, hm, hmm~?
PLEASE DO NOT FIGHT LOBO AMMY!!!
I. To be blunt, yes, there are plenty of 'hot ones' but I don't really, uh. [ She casts a quick nervous glance at Amaterasu again. It's not that she's a stranger to goddesses by this point, but the thing is none of them have had quite as much cultural significance as Amaterasu herself to Ritsuka! ] It's impossible to pick favourites. Everyone brings something to Chaldea, and I'm grateful to all of the Servants who lend me their power for our work. [ A pause. That's diplomatic enough, right? Even if she were to have 'favourites', she's just a human girl. Who is she to pick and choose legendary heroes? ] Also, we're here on a mission and I don't really think asking any of this is relevant to what we're here to do. Or appropriate. Are we still headed in the right direction...?
it'll be fiiiiiine, it'll be like fighting w/ the canine warriors (but Bigger)
Awh, no need to be shy ! Any of them make you feel right at home? Like if you were in– gawk! Furball quit it! [Before he could pry anymore, Amaterasu's head jerked back causing for him to fall from her head. In a fluid motion, her head snapped to catch him in her jaws, saliva dampening his leaf clothes.]
Awrf! [ The goddess nods in confirmation, because the atmosphere feels heavy. Trees appear to float atop the water, looking akin to islands. Issun meanwhile is holding onto her tongue for dear life and managaes to hold up her jaw from closing again. Seeing that his punishment was good enough, she spits him out and he rolls, slimy, hitting the forest floor in comical fashion.]
Urgh, gross, can you clean me up? Oof! [ As if on cue, a gale whips the poncle up in the air causing him to yelp. He's dry, at a cost and lands on Ritsuka's head. Squinting from his position, he rearranges himself now, looking past them. ] As I was saying, yes we are!
[ Strange curtains sway ominous nearby the shore, they appear like japanese scrolls having different colors. In the distance, something appears to dart back and forth by the trees, possibly an enemy or perhaps one of her allies?]
Up ahead would've been a Konohana tree blessed by Lady Sakuya.. but.... it looks like parts of the forest have become cursed. [ Issun pauses, then takes one of her hair strands and directs her a la Ratatouille to Linguini.] We might have to head there, it's underneath that waterfall, do you see it?