[txt]: Seems like they didn't get the memo that I took over your lock-up duties today, so we can at least rest easy knowing they haven't managed to compromise staff emails yet.
[txt]: It was quite impressive, actually. They made a string mechanism in front of the door, so when I tripped and set it off, something fell down and blocked it from the outside, and here I am.
[txt]: I'd expect this kind of thing from my son, and I can handle that, but I feel like we might have to get in touch with Claude's guardians if this keeps going on. I'm worried teachers less lenient than you and I could give him some serious repercussions if they got caught up in this.
[txt]: He's such a bright child, but these kinds of incidents make me nervous for his future.